SFPD: On the Mr. Pickles Case

pixelfairy provides us with an amazing update on the Mr. Pickle’s case:

Mr. Pickle Update

Talked to a police officer today while I was stopped at the light in front of MrPickle. I asked if they were looking for Mr Pickle.

me: “You guys looking for Mr Pickle :)”

officer: “Yes, we are.”

me: “I saw him on flickr”

officer: “Yeah, we checked that out.”

me: “and…”

officer: nothing.

me: “maybe he’s free-basing dill under the bridge”

officer: no reaction

me: “actually, I think he’s a runaway. He’s probably in México, on the beach.”

officer: “yeah, the sombrero.”

light turns green, we smile, I ride up 20th …thinking about Mr. Pickle on the beach in México.

Author: Kevin Montgomery

No one should have a biography at age 24.

4 thoughts on “SFPD: On the Mr. Pickles Case”

  1. I think it was the lure of the wild fennel beneath the bridges. Dill with attitude. He is probably in Eastern Europe with the other eurotrash spices….

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