Dynamo Donuts Fryer Shits the Bed

Dynamo Donuts Fryer Broke?!?!

Okay, we all hope they get their fryer fixed soon.  However, more important than their ability to make donuts is this question: will they start selling a vegan version of their famed “Bacon Maple Donut”?  Man, I hope so.

UPDATE (Wednesday morning): Everything’s back on track. Go get some donuts!

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17 Comments on “Dynamo Donuts Fryer Shits the Bed”

  1. Stucco Sux Says:

    I worked for a time with the guy that owns this company:


    That’s right, they drop whole turkeys into massive fry vats — in backyards for god’s sake — down Louisiana way.

    Donuts? Cake. In every sense of the word. They’ll be back online in no time.

    • nattles Says:

      i had friends who bought one of those in college for thanksgiving, in central illinois. not just for the south! after the turkey, we tried to fry ice cream in it.

    • emamd Says:

      you haven’t had turkey until you’ve had deep fried turkey!

      • Lapidgeon Says:

        amen brother! First time I had it was my one and only T-giving in Antarctica. It was a revelation.

      • Stucco Sux Says:

        I KNOW! Hey kids, how about Dynamo Donuts & Fried Turkey? Just sayin. Lapidgeon (is that French, for Pidgeon?) I would be deathly afraid to heat up a turkey fryer in Antarctica. It just seems like the reverse image of a snowball in hell.

  2. Tyler Says:

    Only if we get vegansaurus! involved

  3. Morgonzo Dos Says:

    To bad Pepple’s donuts already beat them to a vegan maple bacon donut. We sell them at Pirate Cat Radio Cafe. They are awesome!

    • olu Says:

      yeah! too bad…. for whom?

      (i wish there were a vegan alternative to tits! I CANT HAZ FLESH IN MY MOUTHS!)

  4. Charles Nibbly Says:

    WTF y’all… vegan bacon?

    What’s next, tofu made from beef or chicken setan or shrimp…

    Make up your damn minds people…

  5. daylurker Says:

    bacon’s sacred. come on.

    • foon Says:

      No it’s not. It’s meat. It tastes good. But why get all fetishistic about it? The bacon-love is sort of creepy.

  6. Lapidgeon Says:

    One has to think that all this vegan flavor reproducing technology will one day be used to flavor the soylent green like bacon.

  7. teamawesome Says:

    some things aren’t meant to be vegan.

  8. Charles Nibbly Says:

    No shit JP.

    The whole “taste just like bacon!” nonsense is laughable and sad at the same time…

    I will say this, there’s no joy like converting a veg’ back over to meat slowly thru the miracle of cured, smoked pork product. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

    Keep being awesome!

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