El Rio Oyster Party!

Free oysters at El Rio?!  Now I’ve heard everything!


Yes, it’s true.  Free Tomales Bay oysters every Friday at 5:30 p.m.  Go on and slam back a couple.  Rumor has always had it that oysters are aphrodisiacs, after all – though pervy ole Wikipedia posits we might just all think that cuz of their “soft, moist texture and appearance.”

Get it?  They look like vaginas.

Thanks to Grub Street for the tip.

Author: Kat Malinowska

My enthusiasm makes up for my misses.

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