East Coast/West Coast Graffiti Rivalry
My friend Daniella loved ORFN more than anyone. Then she moved to New York, and now all she gets is Dick Chicken:
Bummer. Don’t move to New York, people, unless you want to see a CHICKEN with a DICK for a HEAD on all your trash receptacles. Oh, and Dick Chicken’s slutty gf, Pussy Ham. She’s a slab of HAM with a PUSSY. Together, they make a really trashy reverse Chicken Cordon Bleu.
New York. So gritty.