People, please, if you only have one restroom in your apartment and it’s occupied by one of your housemates, do your neighbors and your dignity a favor and just walk down to the nearest cafe. Buy a scone or a cheap coffee if necessary, because it’s really better than the alternative, sent to us by an anonymous reader:
Short story: I heard exceptionally loud “gurgling” noises from my 2nd floor window on Sun. afternoon. I looked out the window and saw my fat Hispanic upstairs neighbor squatting and shitting onto the side of the building like a dog. More accurately, she was blowing out a stream of diarrhea that looked like mustard sludge. I was totally blown away and yelled “what are you crazy!!??” She looked up, made eye contact (I snapped the first pic at that moment), lowered her skirt, turned around, picked up her bag and just walked out like nothing happened!!!! Even crackheads have more dignity and wipe afterwards!!!
NSFW pics after the jump . . .
Make it stop
Yeah, we have her address but we’re not gonna give it out publicly. However, write whatever you want in the comments and I promise I will personally print them out and mail them to her so she doesn’t get away with this scott free.