How To Talk To American Apparel Models

Kevin at The Bygone Bureau gives it a shot:

I’ve never felt this way before. I hope you don’t think this is too forward but… would you want to get coffee sometime?

Read on.


Banned American Apparel Ad

5 thoughts on “How To Talk To American Apparel Models”

  1. My line:

    “Since you’ve proven yourself to have no sense of self-worth or morals and you clearly don’t mind sucking creepy Jewish guy dick, how about you blow me?”

    1. it’s good to see that Jews are still the one race it’s ok to be bigoted about in liberal San Francisco.

      1. I think you’ve missed the commentary on the owner of American Apparel… if using the racial descriptor of someone is bigoted – what would you suggest? Hebrew American?

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