How To Talk To American Apparel Models

Kevin at The Bygone Bureau gives it a shot:

I’ve never felt this way before. I hope you don’t think this is too forward but… would you want to get coffee sometime?

Read on.


Banned American Apparel Ad

5 thoughts on “How To Talk To American Apparel Models”

  1. My line:

    “Since you’ve proven yourself to have no sense of self-worth or morals and you clearly don’t mind sucking creepy Jewish guy dick, how about you blow me?”

      1. I think you’ve missed the commentary on the owner of American Apparel… if using the racial descriptor of someone is bigoted – what would you suggest? Hebrew American?

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