Do Not Remove Your Shoes in a Cafe
Quick etiquette tips to the cafe goer (mission district)
• Do not remove your shoes in a cafe.
• Do not then wind those sweaty-ass feet under you on the couch.
• Especially don’t do that when your fucking socks LOOK LIKE THIS.
Seriously. It’s fucking gross.
Now can we determine which cafe this is so we can all stay the hell off that couch?