Obama Wins the Presidency!!!
Or rather, that was the last time I have seen so many happy people in the streets. And now that the World Series will be a battle between Texas and San Francisco, why don’t we also make this about more than just baseball.
For instance, it should settle the Evolution debate once and for all. If Texas wins, fine, no dinosaurs. But if SF wins, the Old Testament will henceforth cease to hold any relevance in the education system (or legislature, for that matter). While we’re at it, why don’t we also throw Gay Marriage in there too!