Women

Gender studies authority David Enos has compiled an exhaustive list of things women like. Here are some of them:

Ripping into any girl who is not present

Singing into any object approximately the shape of a microphone

Earrings

Rolling their eyes when you walk by

Running the sink while they pee or poop

Eclipse gum

Study the full report here.

[Photo by Carina J]

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13 Comments on “Women”

  1. Ryan Says:

    Nice specimens you’ve found here.

  2. Andy Says:

    I’ve found that they prefer Orbit.

  3. T Says:

    Maybe you should get a REAL gender studies major to post, instead of some dumb ass straight man.

    http://www.sfsu.edu/~bulletin/current/programs/womens.htm

  4. tacotron Says:

    haha one of my roomies totally runs the sink water while pooping. I of course, find explosive diareeah(ya can’t spell it) very feminine.

  5. Eliza Says:

    Sexism is always hilaaaarious.

  6. sc Says:

    Wrigley Extra Key Lime Pie is the bestest.


  7. Do you have a crush on Carina? I know her dude, I can hook you UP!

  8. benson Says:

    womens gender studies, the WNBA of college majors.

  9. Woman Says:

    sci-fi

    video games

    farting

    advanced studies in neuroscience

    hyperlocal blogs in a hyperliberal city that promote sexism

    hyperlocal blogs in a hyperliberal city that sell out

    extra sugarfree spearmint or peppermint gum.


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