Why Isn’t There An Apple Store in the Mission?
Why no Apple love in the Mission? You’d think this is something even Chicken John could get behind.
The only question is where? On Mission? Or Valencia? A few proposals:
The Social Security Building / old Hibernia Bank on Valencia and 22nd and Valencia:
Pros: Apple-eqsue architecture
Cons: even longer Boogaloo lines
Pros: empty building finally used; good WiFi coverage for the park; nice park to rest in while awaiting Genius Bar appointments
Cons: dark wood beams may conflict with Steve Jobs beech aethsetic; Pottery Barn may attempt to move into Christian Science Church next door
Pros: Even better WiFi coverage in DP; safe refuge for Blue Bottle; clean bathrooms
Cons: white Apple logo easily tagged
Please add your suggestions in the comments.