Worst Spot for a Cut (That Doesn’t Rhyme With a Planet*)

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I defy you to think of a more catastrophic location!  Before  you assume that I’m being a total wussy, why don’t you try to type with this messy business?  Don’t be surprised by a dearth of Y’s, N’s, and H’s in my posts for the next week or so.

*For all you astronomers out there, the planets in question are Venus and Uranus, obviously.


Author: Andrew Sarkarati

caution is the path to mediocrity. gliding, passionless mediocrity is all that most people think they can achieve.

8 thoughts on “Worst Spot for a Cut (That Doesn’t Rhyme With a Planet*)”

  1. Fingertip bandages are your friend — they come in a box that also includes the even-more-useful knuckle bandages.

    As far as I know, there are no specialty bandages for cuts on places that rhyme with planets.

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