Pro Drunk

I was walking my very drunk friend home last night when we came upon this champion, wearing a big floppy yellow tarp, coughing and moaning his way up 24th Street, loudly, pausing only to walk into the occasional wall or tree.

I said to my very drunk friend, “You, sir, are an amateur.”


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2 Comments on “Pro Drunk”

  1. E Says:

    that, my friends, is a disposable EMS blanket. made of foam, it enshrouds sf’s most drunk, hypothermic residents before, during, and sometimes after their ambulance ride. gotta take what you can get.


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