Crimes Against Animals – EVIDENCE (NSFV)
Tonight we find more mistreatment of animals.
First they put dead herons on signs, then we all eat dead animals in restaurants*, and now our internet friend/troll Cranky Old Mission Guy has been piecing together what looks to be some kind of bizarre criminal act. The evidence is as follows.
The head of a chicken.
The head of a reindeer.
And finally, the suspects:
Actually, Crank has a better description of this scene:
“(left-to-right) Fred’s white girlfriend, Fred, and some neighborhood activist they don’t know, who is interrupting their make-out session.”
Seriously, that chicken head makes me sad. And I do feel mean about joking about a dead animal’s head lying on the ground. But I eat meat, so I obviously don’t have much regard for a chicken’s life or treatment. (sigh)
UPDATE: Thanks to Crank’s fine detective work, the prime suspect has been apprehended!