Though let’s be honest — this is in poor taste. Cheetos suck when compared to Hawkins Cheezies.
These are *so* much better than Cheetos you have NO IDEA. Hell, *I’d* eat a pigeon if it had a bag of Cheezies on its head.
(Also, the image search for Cheetos is pretty damn freaky.)
Neighboring Bernalwood alerts us to new Google Street View imagery! Not only are Bernal and La Lengua out of the Google black hole, but the Mission has updated images.
This guy in front of Pi Bar was happy to see the Google Prius:
In fact, he held this pose for quite some time:
Most impressively, he managed to keep his feet in EXACTLY THE SAME POSITION as Google drove by, yet he continued to move down the sidewalk. That, my friends, is talent.
Someone just got shot at Mission & Fair. It happened pretty fast. I was across the street and thought it was a backfire until I saw a guy hopping away being helped by friends. It may have been a drive-by but I’m really not sure.
The good news was the cops were there in under a minute, and a pretty impressive response. Pictures below (sorry they are so light streaky but I had just ordered pupusas).
Eric Fischer brings us news that the merchants of Valencia Street are considering renaming Valencia to “South Market”.
(Wait, what’s that, Eric? I thought you said it was in the Chronicle? Ohhhh, in 1935, got it.)
“Efforts over many years to make Valencia a first-class commercial street having failed, they believe by adopting the name of South Market the desired object can be attained.”
Needless to say, the California Pioneers were unamused.
I am sure the merchants of 1935 would look upon the oasis that is Valencia St with abject horror. Then again, the shots we have of pre-1930 Valencia St certainly seem that they could have been trying harder.
Lest we be too hard on our great-grandparents, do note their first effort at parklets above — check out the sandbags on the right of the tracks in this shot. (Bonus points to whomever correctly guesses what they are.)
Another item captured by Eric Fischer (half-man, half-scanner) is “the Folsom-Dolores Diagonal”, a 1928 plan to convert the Southern Pacific Railway right of way into a boulevard. Eric’s original scan is on his Flickr page, but I have taken the liberty of highlighting and de-diagonalizing it for our viewing pleasure.
The Folsom-Dolores Diagonal is certainly no Mission Freeway — oh, 1928 city planners, why did not not dare to dream!
Remember this was just as they were widening the Bernal Cut (today’s San Jose exit from 280) so they were considering increased traffic flow into the city. Remember also there was no 101 / Bayshore Freeway yet — just the Bayshore *Highway*, aka today’s Bayshore Boulevard, which was also under construction in 1928.
I’ve highlighted in yellow one mysterious notation on our diagonal map:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but does that say “Dolores Street Tunnel?” There’s some pretty serious grade between 27th and 26th on Dolores (there actually was a Dolores street bridge for the old railroad) so topolographically it makes sense. But to a tunnel where? The secret bathrooms at Dolores Park? I vaguely remember 1920s transit plans for subway emerging at 26th and Dolores but I will be damned if I can find it now.
UPDATE: Eric found it – it was in the 1937 SF transit plan where a subway would run underneath the SPRR RoW.
If you need that many arrows, you have failed, sirs. Also, San Jose Ave was entertainingly narrow.
Take a look at this 1927 SFPL shot looking south down San Jose Ave, across 30th. It is completely unrecognizable compared to today. It seriously took me an hour to figure out it – even with my before/after shot it still makes my head hurt.
The buildings on the right (west) were all torn down when they widened San Jose and Guerrero in the 1950s. Google Earth Overlay below (click to zoom). Yellow estimates field of view for the 1927 photo.
The green overlay was the saloon you see on the right hand side of the old picture (note the fancy rounded turret window thing). Blue were the apartments across 30th on the right. All those are long gone.
The red overlay is the Carmel (a boarding house if I’m not mistaken). I really don’t know if it’s the same structure — it’s a strange shaped lot, so you kind of have to make a building in that shape. Windows seem to be in different locations too, so I’m skeptical.
Such is the actual and retrofuture Mission and La Lengua in the 1920s and 30s.