BREAKING NEWS: Pi Bar Looks Like a Fucking Restaurant BREAKING NEWS: Kevin Montgomery is Fucking Fired

believe it or not, pi bar is a restaurant

Eater SF has the hard-hitting scoop.

Also, it appears Pi Bar is destined to never open.  ‘Shame.

UPDATE: Kevin lost his shit because Burrito Justice, Eater, SFist, Vegansaurus, us and maybe some others have done multiple posts on a restaurant that hasn’t opened yet, and for some reason he took it out on Eater, a blog devoted in part to obsessing about restaurants that haven’t opened yet — and a blog that Kevin and I both read every day because it rules.

To those that despise Kevin, I apologize for unleashing him on the world.

To those that love Kevin, he’s not actually fired, don’t worry.

To Kevin, go fuck yourself.