Archive for the ‘Crime’ category

Bachelorette Party Gone Bad?

February 27, 2011

UPDATE: Somebody made a compelling case that this post be taken down, so we obliged. Sorryboutit.



Bachelorette Party Gone Bad

February 27, 2011

Our buddy MC reports from 16th and Valencia late last night:

not sure what happened, but a bunch of girls of in this hummer were in a fistfight, one was getting  handcuffed with a black eye. at least two had no shoes on. when I got in a cab, the taxi driver said “yeah. chubby  girls… they like to fight.”

Thanks, MC!

Pretty Fucking Twisted

February 25, 2011

From reader E.T. Avey, via our Facebook wall:

Sometimes people in the Mission put live birds in a Safeway Bag and hang them from a rope over the fire escape. That’s pretty fucking twisted.


What Are These Geniuses Doing?

February 24, 2011

I was standing by the window tripping out on the view from my dentist’s office when I witnessed what is probably some kind of illegal disposal of toxic waste or something. They’re right above the Stockton Tunnel, so look out for poisonous sludge falling from above if that’s part of your commute this evening.

‘Armada Security’ Security Beater Blocking Fire Hydrant

February 22, 2011

Unattended! And methinks that’s unsafe, and that they don’t have the authority to do that, and that they were probably grabbing a slice at EFNY. Not very secure, Armada!

Shootout at Popeye’s?

February 21, 2011

Carlos Reyes on his way home this evening witnessed some aftermath:

the corner popeye’s is on was closed off via police tape. a few cop cars too. heard people around saying there was a shoot out, dunnnooo….

UPDATE: Was a stabbing it was. (Thanks, Rebecca.)

Naked Lady Returns to Homestead, New Naked Lady Security Measures Established

February 21, 2011

There is hope for humanity after all! Andrea sent us an update on the naked lady painting that was jacked from the Homestead last week:

Through our special bartending investigative methods, we were able to contact the guilty party who had rented the room that Monday night. After a few days, the painting was returned via messenger. We’re happy to have her back and will be taking further methods to assure that all the naked ladies in the bar are permanently secured to the walls. The woman who stole it has been permanently 86’d.

Hear that? Per the new policy, if you’re a lady and you plan on being naked at Homestead, you will be permanently secured to the wall. Keep your clothes on.