Saw this dollar taped to the tip jar at Philz. Thought it looked pretty cool but was shocked at their complete disregard for the federal laws about vandalizing cash money. Don’t worry commenters, I called the FBI and reported the offense.
You can sleep soundly tonight.
Mission Mission 
This looks suspiciously like the work of 4chan.
sure, now your morals kick in, but remember when you didn’t save that rat on the street